Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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