Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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