Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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