For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You are a genius and a whore.
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