I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
