I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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