Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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