he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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