we're blogging at a bar
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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