White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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