do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
