My sheets look like a crime scene.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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