FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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