You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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