I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Terrible idea I love it
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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