idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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