I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
