what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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