But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
he puts the penis in happiness.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
