Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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