I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
either way he was missing a nipple.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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