uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I think people are normalizing furries
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
