Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize
