i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
did you just send me my own nude
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
