if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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