HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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