Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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