If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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