PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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