Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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