BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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