I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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