Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize