Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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