We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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