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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.

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  Apparently you chose the latter.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?

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  Nah, we all need something.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook

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• (707): View more from California

  I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor

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  The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.

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  As you should.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza

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• (530): View more from California

  He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.

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