you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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