oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My vagina just clenched in fear
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
