i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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