I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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