first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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