lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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