I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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