Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My pussy is not your playground.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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