Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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