I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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