How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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