We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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