sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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