Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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