my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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