erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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