I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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