I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
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