We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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