glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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