Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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